I love this boy but he never see’s me,
Im in love with a FIFA man,
I love this boy but he loves the TV,
I’m in love with a FIFA man,
Yes I am, I am, ooooooooo
She wants to go to the theatre wined and dined up,
Me to be polite me to stop being a wind up,
Stop playing FIFA talk to her nicer,
But in my mind im deciding my line-up,
Like, oh my god I got these nice shoes,
And a dress and a top and I bleached my do,
Tell me what your thinking are these jeans quite cute?
Na im thinking should I start playing 3-5-2, what do ya think?
Yeh, Were sitting cuddling late,
And when she falls asleep that’s when I smuggle in mates,
And we’ll b getting hammered playing FIFA were too cool,
Girls dropping at our feet like a through ball,
Bosh! That’s Eastenders off,
And now she’s seeing red like I sent her off,
Lets watch a movie, do something different now im moody,
I said maybe we can play sum call of duty?
I got no problem u seeing me
But it’s a threesome me you and the ps3
While we, sitting here on my settee,
Be a dear and make tea and rub my feet
Don’t, get me wrong baby I love ya
You’ll get a kiss when I hit a 40 yarder…but
Your putting me off, that tutting can stop
If I get another booking that’s a red and he’s off, damn!
You keep saying that I never make time
But it’s hard when my mate just signed online
Im, killing it, im in the zone right now,
So my trophy is second to that trophy sound,
I swear this will be my last game
Keep the bed warm ill be right up babe
Ill take you out tomorrow night
Babe, Everything is all right, right?